Combat Boots and Capris

Things that are...not-so-smart....
wearing combat boots and capris
walking 1 and 1/2 miles in snow and ice...and 17 degrees
starting a project before you have everything you need to finish it
putting metal in the microwave...know someone who did that!
drinking 10 Mt. Dews and then throwing up
jaywalkng.....GUILTY!!!
licking a metal fence...when it's only 20 degrees outside.....